It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I just found a bag of teeth...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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