weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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