are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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