Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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