Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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