problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
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some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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