When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Be still, my beating vagina.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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