sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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