i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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