I cockslap morals
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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