Apparently you make a good broom.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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