after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
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He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
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I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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