Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I touched a dick in church today
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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