I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I'm having to shit out rocks
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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