Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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