this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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