8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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