found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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