anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
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She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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