Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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