p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
