Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i dont even know how to be here
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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