He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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