They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
and i looked up. we had an audience...
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Randomize
