okay pat passed out under dana's car
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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