just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
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You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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