It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
she smelled like a LAN party
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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