is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
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I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
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He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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