Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
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It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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