my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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