your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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