god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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