There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
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I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
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Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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