Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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