redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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