we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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