im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
we should paint friendship bongs
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