And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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