For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
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