we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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