He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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