I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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