So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
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PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
It's never too late to be topless.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
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We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just want nice things and good sex
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.