Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
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Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.