no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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