awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
either way he was missing a nipple.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
did i just pee glitter
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