ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
they're like a gay fantastic four
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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