I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
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So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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