Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I think I won the penis lottery.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
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