I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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