A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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