I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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