I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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