we have pet lesbian snakes
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
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tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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