she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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